Serendipity 3 is a little girl’s dream. Pink, purple, flowers and butterflies. It’s almost too much. Sorry, I mean, it IS too much. But, I guess that’s the appeal.

If you’re in the mood for tourists, a long wait and a Princess Vomit motif, Serendipity 3 is the place for you.

Just don’t be in the mood to eat. Not a meal, at least. Come for the frozen hot chocolate. Order nothing else.

The frozen hot chocolate is just a big, gross, delicious, obese kind of ice cream sundae. I really wasn’t expecting to be as impressed but these abominations are EFFING GOOD!! Seriously, they’re SO good.

There are several flavors to choose from. If you’re with a group, everyone should order a different flavor. Not that anyone will actually finish their own (and if they do, they’ll be sorry) But you’re given multiple straws so everyone can taste everyone else’s without fear of cooties.

The salted caramel was a little too sweet. Ok, it was crazy sweet. It’s still delicious, but don’t order it yourself. Make your friend order it so you can try it. They’ll regret it instantly, but why should you have to suffer and lose out on a taste? Survival of the Fittest!

Our wait this evening was about an hour. So, we walked across the street to Patsy’s Pizzeria, ate dinner and then came back in time for dessert.

I shudder to think how many calories each FHC contains. It’s enough for several lifetimes, I’m sure. Come here right before you diet. Or maybe your final meal before you turn yourself in to the authorities for some awful crime. No matter what heinous thing you did, you still deserve a tasty final meal.

225 E 60th St
New York, NY 10022
b/t 3rd Ave & 2nd Ave
Upper East Side
(212) 838-3531
serendipity3.com