Bryant Park Grill is a really beautiful spot to grab a few drinks al fresco and people watch in Bryant Park. The food wasn’t bad but I honestly wouldn’t have cared if it was.

Everyone knows that the restaurants with the best outdoor seating usually serves the worst possible food. They don’t have to serve good food. Humans love eating and drinking outdoors and they will suffer all sorts of unpleasant things as a result.

I won’t even bother reviewing the food, actually. Just take a gander at the photos below and as long as they don’t show plates of actual steaming human feces on toasted brioche, you’re going to want to come here so don’t even deny it. Silly human.

BTW: See if you can spot Crazy Eyes, below.

25 W 40th St
New York, NY 10018
b/t Avenue Of The Americas & 5th Ave
Midtown West
(212) 840-6500
bryantparkgrillnyc.com