A cruise on the Hudson River around the Statue of Liberty is one of those corny, must-do NYC experiences. Even New Yorkers do it. I think. I hope.

The price may start off reasonable (around $150 pp), but trust me, it will double by the time you’re done with all the additional items (such as a guaranteed window seat for an extra $25 pp and complimentary booze for $65 pp) and dumb things like roses and photos and seafood towers. Ok, not really dumb. Romantic, I suppose. Gross.

These dinner cruises are for anniversaries and birthdays and maybe a Mother’s Day/Father’s Day situation. That’s about it. They’re special occasion cruises. Unless you’re really dying to spend $500 to get a good selfie with Lady Liberty.

The food is decent and ample, no need to really purchase any extra. I do think getting the First Class Upgrade for $65 pp was worth it as long as you’re in the mood to booze hard. If not, don’t bother. Lightweight.

The live music is entertaining but make sure to lower your expectations. It’s like being at a wedding reception where you don’t know a soul and you’re not entirely sure if the lounge singer is for real. She is. And yes, she does look like Tracey Ullman.

All in all, I would highly recommend this cruise. The views of the Statue, the city skyline and the various bridges are spectacular (make sure to do the evening one) the food isn’t bad and the service seemed generally friendly and prompt.

Caprese Skewer

Appetizers (complimentary when you upgrade)

Beet and Goat Cheese Salad

Lobster Bisque

Miso Glazed Cod

Braised Beef Short Rib

Warm Butter Cake

I think that might have been Tracey Ullman? ?