CHICKEN
WHOLE-ROASTED FOR TWO: FOIE GRAS, BLACK TRUFFLE & BRIOCHE ACCOMPANIED BY RAMPS, LEEKS & POTATO ECRASE
89
I would be an a**hole to write a list of general complaints I have with fine dining establishments. Talk about First World Problems!
“The service was simply TOO prompt!”
“Upon my return from the bathroom, my napkin was refolded into an unpleasing shape!”
That being said, I’ll still be an a**hole and talk about one major pet peeve.
Why does the ritual of the servers laying down fresh cutlery have to be so achingly awkward??
No matter what fascinating subject matter I’m embroiled in with my fellow diner, once the waiter arrives with his trusty box of the kind of cutlery I’ll never splurge on, I abruptly halt all conversation as if the school principal just caught me with a cigarette!
I then hang my head in shame and utter not a word until the last shiny knife has been placed on the table.
I fully understand that a Michelin starred restaurant can’t let some dirty ass forks just chill out on their neatly pressed linens, but can’t we come up with an alternative?
I love the current trend of water bottles being left at the table so diners can guzzle to their heart’s delight.
And at your local BBQ joint, containers of all the napkins and cutlery you can hide in your jacket are at our disposal.
At fancy establishments you’re paying mostly for service. When you hand over $25 bucks for a few pieces of grilled romaine, you’re paying $24.50 for someone’s pretentious description of the lettuce and .50 cents for the actual produce.
At the start of the meal, you are presented with a incredible loaf of spring onion and potato bread. You’ll tell yourself you’ll just have one slice. Don’t even bother wasting your breath. You’ll eat the whole damn thing. It’s SO good.
The cocktails were wonderful. No tiny vintage glasses filled with two sips of weak, esoteric Italian liqueurs. These were boozy and significant.
Tonight, we focused on the specialty of the house. The famous roast chicken.
Now, this isn’t just your average rotisserie bird; hypnotically rotating and dripping torturously in front of you behind a grease splattered window like a culinary peep show.
This is truly pampered fowl. This chicken got a 2 hour massage with a happy ending before it came to your table.
You are presented with the full, untouched poultry ahead of time. Presented in all it’s glistening nude glory.
Then, they take it away and bring it back in two shifts.
First, you each get your own boob. The skin is dark and crispy and underneath is the magic. A layer of brioche bread crumbs mixed with foie gras and black truffle.
This chicken is truly the best I’ve ever had. Chicken this majestic needs a better name. Like squab is a fancy word for pigeon. Chicken needs it’s own highfalutin word! (Is highfalutin even a word??)
The next round is this wonderful casserole made with the shredded dark meat. I didn’t enjoy this as much as the breast, but it was still devoured gladly.
We started with a very light appetizer of Hamachi. While it’s pretty and tasty, it’s a bit steep at $25 and really almost like eating nothing. May as well ask for another loaf of the onion potato bread! “I don’t care if it’s only one loaf per table!!” you’ll shout at your server.
You’ll then be asked to quietly leave. When you refuse, they’ll offer you a loaf to shut you up. Stick with me folks, I know all the tricks.
1170 Broadway & 28th St
New York, NY 10001
Flatiron
(212) 796-1500
thenomadhotel.com
The cocktails were boozy perfection
BLINKER
RYE WHISKEY, ISLAY SCOTCH, GRAPEFRUIT, LIME, RASPBERRY
BEER COLLABORATIONS
WITH BROOKLYN BREWERY
‘LE POULET’: A BELGIAN-INSPIRED BROWN ALE THAT HAS BEEN CRAFTED BY GARRETT OLIVER OF BROOKLYN BREWERY TO ACCOMPANY THE NOMAD ROASTED CHICKEN (12oz DRAUGHT) – $8 Each
BROADWAY
RYE WHISKEY, VERMOUTH DI TORINO, BONAL, CYNAR, MARASCHINO LIQUEUR
17
Complimentary Spring Onion and Potato Bread
HAMACHI
MARINATED WITH KOMBU, BEETS & WASABI *
25
CHICKEN
WHOLE-ROASTED FOR TWO: FOIE GRAS, BLACK TRUFFLE & BRIOCHE ACCOMPANIED BY RAMPS, LEEKS & POTATO ECRASE
89
Each chicken breast was sliced off and served individually with grilled ramps.
The dark meat made into a chicken casserole of sorts.